PERFORMANCE EVALUATION QUOTES

• 'Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.'
• 'His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.'
• 'I would not allow this employee to breed.'
• 'This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be.'
• 'Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.'
• 'When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.'
• 'He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.'
• 'This young lady has delusions of adequacy.'
• 'He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.'
• 'This employee should go far -- and the sooner he starts, the better.'
• 'This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.'