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The If You Had Wings Story |
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Sponsorships have been an integral part of the Disney
theme park experience from the moment Disneyland
opened its gates in July 1955. At that time, "lessees" (as
the company originally called them) were as varied as
The Upjohn Company, Swift, and Kaiser Aluminum who
sponsored, respectively, Main Street USA's Pharmacy
and Market House and Tomorrowland's Hall of Aluminum
Fame. Their financial contributions helped make the
construction of the park possible, and their presence in
the park's shops and exhibits put their corporate logos
and/or services in plain view of millions of visitors every
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Arranging that
experience in the odd-shaped building, and having all the film effects hit their
targets without projectors cluttering up the scenery, was a massive task. Above
is a scanned portion of a page from the ride's blueprints - an overhead
depiction of four separate projector & screen positions for the Caribbean Port
scene. Click on the image for a better view of how intricately one small part of
the ride was configured. The ride opened to the public on June 5,
1972. Eastern Airlines and Walt Disney
Productions officials formally unveiled the
attraction during a dedication ceremony the
following month, on July 2. |
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But If You Had Wings persevered from the standpoint of popularity. Even after the
A-E ticket system was disbanded in 1980, it remained one of the few rides in the park
that people eagerly chose to visit repeatedly during the same day. If
someone went on Mission To Mars more than once they were probably wearing a
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If You Had Wings closed on the first of June 1987. Five days later it reopened
as If You Could Fly. Clever, right? Not so much. On paper the
changes look slight, but in practice they made for a genuinely a different attraction.
In addition to the name change reflected in the exterior signage, the Eastern logo was replaced by the
stylized image of a seagull. Seagulls already figured prominently in
the attraction, so it was an easy icon to fall back on. |
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Although If You Had Wings evolved from Adventure Thru Inner Space, it did retain the distinction of having passed along a few new things to some other Disney attractions. Unfortunately most of those attractions have already gone the way of If You Had Wings. The first thing If You Had Wings loaned out was the Speed Room / Super Speed Tunnel idea, which landed on the second floor of Disneyland's America Sings in 1977 as an addition to the Peoplemover (which ran through the Carousel Theater building's second floor). This application went on to feature scenes from the company's 1982 film, TRON. The Peoplemover closed in 1995, however, and its replacement, the also-defunct Rocket Rods, did not make use of the Speed Room. When Epcot opened in 1982 (as EPCOT Center), many of its attractions could be likened to If You Had Wings in terms of their ride systems, pacing and sponsorship agreements. But two rides at Epcot Center borrowed directly and unapologetically from If You Had Wings (and were better for it.)
The first was General Motors' World of Motion, which began in a manner very
similar to If You Had Wings: a large, open holding area leading to a load
platform where guests boarded blue Omnimover cars that slowly approached a dark, semi-foreboding portal. World of Motion also had not one,
not two, but THREE Speed Rooms near the end of the ride. The first was almost
identical to If You Had Wings' version in that its films were extremely
similar. For example, one World of Motion scene was of bobsleds shooting down
an icy run. Another was a fast-paced underwater jaunt. The second Speed
Room featured swirling light effects and a fiery inferno, the third was footage
from TRON, just as in Disneyland's Peoplemover. If only Buzz Lightyear's
Space Ranger Spin used some TRON images as a tribute to early computer-generated
imagery, a circle would be completed. |
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