Central Florida School of Levitation
Has gravity got you down?
Do you feel heavy?
Do parts of your body droop that didn't used to?
You can change all that!
Learn to Levitate
At the Central Florida School of Levitation, we teach you to overcome
gravity! Despite what scientists say, gravity is not an inescapable force: it
is a frame of mind. Control your mind, and you control your weight.
Feel Lighter
Feel Better
Put the Bounce back into your life
Classes are starting soon.
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Classes include:
Levitation 101. Introduction to feeling light.
Levitation 102a. Controlling where your body droops (for men).
Levitation 102b. Controlling where your body droops (for women).
Levitation 201. Becoming lighter.
Levitation 202. Leaving the floor.
Levitation 301. The view from the ceiling.
Levitation 302. History of Levitation.
Levitation 401. Introduction to personal flight.
Levitation 449. Practical seminar on levitation.
Levitation 469. How to take your pickup truck.
Levitation 470. How to take your dog.
Levitation 471. Raising money.
Levitation 472. Where to find a six-pack.
Levitation 473. Flying when you're really flying.
Levitation 499. Visiting other planets (with an instructor).
All of our instructors have been Certified by the
International Institute of Levitation and Personal Flight.
Don't be without Gravity Insurance!