The Official George W Bush Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about George W Bush, REAL GEORGE W BUSH.  This site is awesome.    My name is Reed and I can't stop thinking about George W Bush.  This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    George W Bush is a mammal.

2.    George W Bush fights Terrorists ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of George W Bush is to flip out and kill terrorists.

Weapons and gear:

A-10 Warthog                                       M1-Abrhams  

Apache Helicopter

Testimonial:

George W Bush can kill any terrorist he wants!  George W Bush kills terrorists ALL the time and does not even think twice about it.  This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time.  I heard that George W Bush was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon George W Bush bombed an entire terrorist sponsoring country.  My friend Sean said that he saw George W Bush totally uppercut some terrorist just because the terrorist opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that George W Bush has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will bomb your entire country!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

George W Bush is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact.  George W Bush is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start voting next year.  I love George W Bush with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about George W Bush?

A: George W Bush is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he does not give a crap, but on the other hand, George W Bush is very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that George W Bush is always cruel or mean.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, George W Bush can be mean OR totally awesome. 

Q: What does George W Bush do when he is not killing terrorists or flipping out?

A: Most of his free time is spent fighting liberals, but sometimes he sleeps.  (Ask Sean if you don't believe me.)

Here is my friend Sean Hannity showing off.

He has spoken to George W Bush before, which is bragable

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