Doctor Dirt
Ruler of the Sand People
Welcome to Nazir, home of the Sand People. Don't worry about their somber and uninviting air, they won't hurt you, as long as you do everything they say. I want to extend an extra special welcome to visitors from our allies Abaddon and Umbra Shalos.
Our capital is the Jewel of Arragoth, well representing our happy people, excellent economy, and respectable military. Have a seat in our luxurious Inn, and enjoy fine music as you drink the best of ale from bejewelled cups. Learn the secrets of our famous diet that allows us to exist comfortably on half what other races need for food. May I particularly recommend the roast scorpion with a side of cactus? It's a local delicacy. We trust you won't mind paying a large tip to your server when you leave.
But I know you aren't here just to sample our unique cuisine, or enjoy our fine lifestyle. You're here for information, and we cater to that too. Economics is always near and dear to our hearts. Here you go!